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▚ ABOUT COBRA
Built for the Stream
Cobra started streaming as a joke and never stopped. No tier lists, no try-hard meta — just a guy, a controller, and a heroic refusal to get good. The deaths pile up, the chat goes feral, and somehow it's the best hang on the internet.
"I'm not bad, the game is just rigged. Every time."
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